So Mom, Dad and I were at the dinner table and we were discussing our swimming travails. I reminded Dad of how fun it was in 1997 when we each swam a leg of the Manatee 2X1 relay. "Yes", Dad replied, "but I was the last person to finish, the lifeguards escorted me in." I insisted, "but we placed in the father daughter division!" Then he said, "I was even passed by an old woman!"